Perfect Life
January 28, 2008Life is too short to hold grudges, if you hold grudges you’re just wasting precious time of being happy. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should and just accept of what you cannot change. Do not waste your time of undoing things that cannot be undone or change things that are not changeable, you’re just wasting precious time of being happy.
Love deeply and forgive quickly. Take chances. That’s the only way to find happiness. Give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. You have to take the good with the bad, that would make experience richer. Smile when you’re sad, love what you got and always remember what you had. Always forgive then forget but learn from your mistake. People change and things go wrong but always remember LIFE goes on. Don’t waste your time being unhappy. Enjoy Life!
Email and Potatoes
A struggling jobless man applied for a job in an insurance company.
During the interview the HR manager ask him if he knew how to use computer and internet, and if he does have an e-mail address.
The guy doesn’t have any computer background and answered “I don’t how to use computer and internet sir. And I don’t have e-mail address.”
”I’m sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And we don’t hire anybody who doesn’t exist.
The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $20 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg potato crate.
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Crying Teacher
November 12, 2007
One day in heaven, the Lord decided He would visit the earth and take a stroll. Walking down the road, He encountered a man who was crying.
The Lord asked the man, "Why are you crying, my son?"
The man said that he was blind and had never seen a sunset. The Lord touched the man who could then see and was happy.
As the Lord walked further, He met another man crying and asked, "Why are you crying my son?"
The man was born a cripple and was never able to walk. The Lord touched him and he could walk and he was happy.
Farther down the road, the Lord met another man who was crying and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?"
The man said, "Lord I work for the public school system."
… and the Lord sat down and cried with him!
The Lord asked the man, "Why are you crying, my son?"
The man said that he was blind and had never seen a sunset. The Lord touched the man who could then see and was happy.
As the Lord walked further, He met another man crying and asked, "Why are you crying my son?"
The man was born a cripple and was never able to walk. The Lord touched him and he could walk and he was happy.
Farther down the road, the Lord met another man who was crying and asked, "Why are you crying, my son?"
The man said, "Lord I work for the public school system."
… and the Lord sat down and cried with him!
[ Author Unknown — from ‘Buffalos Chips’ (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com)
